Announcements

August 1, 2026

Happy August everyone! I hope we've all had fun wiping out the endless onsalught of Credit Mimics! Our top 3 beast hunters along with a lucky raffle winner have won some great prizes this event! Keep your eyes out for this months Monthly Beast - the Fizzlewick the Imp Mimic who just can NOT stay out of the Store Credit jar (improved drop chance all month; no kill event this month)

  • 1st: $50 Store Credit
    • Deathdemon
  • 2nd: $30 Store Credit
    • kyffer123
  • 3rd: $10 Store Credit and 250 Auto Attacks
    • Croidin
  • Raffle Draw: $50 Store Credit
    • Deathdemon (wow! lucky.)

Over this next month, keep an eye out for Beast Soul Fragments falling from beasts at a 1:50 chance! You'll be able to /harvest your soul fragments next month for potentially tons of prizes! Best of luck to everyone in your drop luck!!

If you thought that was all though; you're NUTS! Or maybe... I'm nuts? WHO CARES!! Starting today until the end of the month...

THE ITEM MALL IS 50% OFF*
Excluding Attack Speed Boosters and Sev Old Promos. We have no bonus offers for this sale.
All Cash purchases will receive $1.10 per $1 spent in Store Credit!

Now with that all said; I want to take a moment to thank everyone for your patience as we have worked to finalize some dev things behind the scenes. We have a handful of things coming over the horizon though first we'll have a scheduled maintenance to update the core codebase. We'll post another announcement once we're moving forward with this.

Game Updates

  • An Item Mall exploit was found and fixed. All past orders have been reviewed to confirm this was the only instance of this exploit. We've banned the offending player
  • Fixed an issue which could break your account when killing Monthly Beasts under certain conditions
  • Grabbags in the /givegift command have had their maximum rewards fixed (the chance minimum is still low)
  • Added /killprivate to instantly kill any private beasts you have alive (no rewards are given for these kills)
  • Slightly increased the chance of a Rebith Glimmer happening
  • Updated /skills with the actual bonuses (previously it was based on old guilds code, outdated math, and a couple bad calculations to begin with :D )
  • 2 new beasts (Scroll-Etched Archon / Insightful Echo) have been added in the Plane of Ascension
    • They can drop clues or speed up one of your active clues (if you have one)
  • Clue Slot 7 and 8 are now obtainable through rare drops while fighting in the Plane of Ascension (rates undisclosed)
    • They will soon be added to Tier 4 clue drop tables [super rare 7 | super super rare 8]
  • It is now possible to get the Plane of Ascension in your Dungeon (not guarenteed) if you are 7.5m+ reborns and at least 15 rebirths
    • You will not receive the Plane of Ascension do not meet the requirements above
    • The Plane of Ascension is worth twice the reward value that Land of Rebirth is for dungeon rewards

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July 17, 2026

It's the last day to mine the meteor everyone! Starting tomorrow until the end of the month, you'll be able to use the /forge command to forge the ore you've found for beast spawns with awesome prizes available! If you didn't get many ores this round, don't fret, we'll be running a beast drop event all month long for August - stay tuned!

Updates
* You can now toggle whether the Item Mall will send a public announcement of your orders in Preferences

Monthly Beast Kill Event; Still Going!

Don't forget our Credit Mimics are still roaming this month! Chase them down for your shot at the top of the leaderboard. Our top 3 slayers walk home with:

  • 1st: $50 Store Credit
  • 2nd: $30 Store Credit
  • 3rd: $10 Store Credit and 250 Auto Attacks
  • Raffle Draw: $50 Store Credit

Plenty of month left to climb the ranks, so keep those Mimics in your sights!

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- cakey


July 11, 2026

Hey everyone!

Something big just happened; a meteor has come crashing down from the sky and slammed straight into the lands of Immoral Attack! It's cracked open and packed full of Immoral Ore just waiting to be mined.

Mine the Meteor!

From now until 7/18/26, every mob you kill gives you a chance at pulling Immoral Ore from the wreckage at a 1:35,000 drop rate. Stockpile as much as you can, because once the mining window closes you'll be able to /forge it starting 7/19/26. Get to killing and build up that stash while there's still ore in the ground!

Monthly Beast Kill Event; Still Going!

Don't forget our Credit Mimics are still roaming this month! Chase them down for your shot at the top of the leaderboard. Our top 3 slayers walk home with:

  • 1st: $50 Store Credit
  • 2nd: $30 Store Credit
  • 3rd: $10 Store Credit and 250 Auto Attacks
  • Raffle Draw: $50 Store Credit

Plenty of month left to climb the ranks, so keep those Mimics in your sights!

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- cakey


July 1, 2026

Happy July everyone! Who's ready for an exciting new month!? I sure am. 

Our silly little Credit Slinging Hasher's have gone away with the turn of the calendar. It's a bit of a shock but out of the calendar jumped Credit Mimics! Chase them down this month for a chance at taking home the top prize in our Monthly Beast Kill Event! 

Our top 3 Credit Mimics slayers will walk home with...
* 1st: $50 Store Credit
* 2nd: $30 Store Credit
* 3rd: $10 Store Credit and 250 Auto Attacks
* Raffle Draw: $50 Store Credit

That's not all though! We're also coming right out with a fresh SALE!
Everything is 33% off except Unholy Fireworks which are BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! 

This sale is only out for a limited time to celebrate the 4th of July and will end July 5th. Please note that Attack Speed Boosts / Sev Old Promos are not included in this sale.

Keep an eye out on July 4th for the Strange Golden Eggs that'll spawn rather frequently! Get them while you can, they'll only be here for the day and despawn after 15 minutes of life. 

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Since it's now July 1st, you can now speed up your ongoing Clue Scroll timers at the rate of 3 Ascension Points per minute. This is expensive but a way for you to speed through your Clues if you've got the points to spare!

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June 21, 2026

Hey everyone!

First, thank you everyone for your kind wishes, condolences, and donations for Taylor/Stawny Family.  I, and they, truly appreciate you. With that, the sale has ended but we're still offering 2x Store Credit for your donation (announcement below this one) towards their GoFundMe until 6/26/26.

The Plane of Ascension has been live for a week now and y'all have been settling in nicely. Today we're rolling out a batch of new Item Mall items along with some fishing additions and a handful of bug fixes. Let's get into it!

New Item Mall Items

Slayers Whisper -- Reduces the kills required for a Plane of Ascension Slayer quest by 10% per level (capped at 20%). With 2 of them, your quest assignments are more likely to be easier mobs.

Lucky World Clue -- Allows you to find Clue Scroll drops outside the Plane of Ascension, though much rarer (2x) than inside. Requires 15 Rebirths (if bought pre-15 rebirths, it will be functionally useless)

Blessing of the Quartermaster -- Adds +1 life to newly purchased Ascension gear per level (capped at +2). This boost only applies to equipment sold by the Ascension Quartermaster.

Level Upometer -- Doubles your level gain while in the Plane of Ascension.

Gift of Appreciation -- A reusable item with a new /givegift command! Send another player a gift once every 24 hours that rolls a reward for them with a rare shot at Store Credit. No gifting yourself or your alts!

Handmade Fishing Lure -- A new leveling item that grows as you fish, boosting your tidal-fish catch chance as it levels up. Its XP resets on Rebirth. 

Fishing Updates

New Rare Planar Fish are now lurking in three lakes across the planes! These catches need at least T1 rod, reel, and line though they don’t require bait to catch them:

  • Genesis Wyrm at the Plane Of Creation lake (6,2)

  • Hero's Catch at the Plane Of Heroes lake (4,6)

  • Despair Lurker at the Plane Of Despair lake (5,7)

  • Line/Rod/Reel's below Legendary are now easier to find

Better gear means faster catches. With bait it's a clean catch, but landing one without bait will sap a chunk (5%) of your Reborns in the struggle. Every catch grants the new Planar Tides Boon, a temporary +2 reborns per reborn boost that extends its timer with each fish you reel in (check /bonuses).

  • Tidal Fish Keeper quests now ping you at every 10% progress milestone

Bug Fixes

  • Plane of Ascension beasts weren't spawning at all. This has been fixed

  • The Rebirth 15+ glimmer Store Credit tracker was stuck around $721 for everyone. It now tracks correctly and totals are untouched.

Plane of Ascension Drop Table

Mobs in the Plane of Ascension now have their own drop table. It's rarer than the Arena tables but pays out far bigger, with Skill and Experience Bonuses, Essence, currency caches, and a jackpot in the mix.

Clue Board Updates

We’ve set a time-unlock for the Clue Board Speedups; starting July 1st, you’ll be able to speed up your ongoing Clue Scrolls with your spare Ascension Points. 

We’ve also tweaked the drop pool weights a bit. Y’all should see some more variety in the rewards you get from your Clue Scrolls.

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We've reduced the cost of everything in the Reward Points shop permanently! Thanks for voting for each other and sharing your link with friends!

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June 18, 2026

Hey everyone!

This is not a game announcement, however you can help others and yourself with a super simple donation. I recently learned that a past friend of mine and her daughters were on a kayak with connected inflatable tubes when they went over a dam in flood waters. Her and her 3 daughters went over; two of her daughters lost their lives, one daughter survived, and she herself is still missing at this time.

She was always someone who pushed me forward, helped me get in the right mindset to do better in life, and wanted the best of everyone no matter how that came to be. I regretfully lost contact with her due to an ex girlfriend who would weaponize our friendship... something I deeply regret now. I had always thought that there may come a time where I would reconnect with her and apologize for everything; y'know, catch back up on life.

Unfortunately, even with my ex gone, I never pursued reconnecting with her, and now I never can. I deeply feel for her husband and her remaining daughter. She sparked joy in everyones lives, they had a Raven as a family pet, and she would regularly create/share things that would uplift your spirits no matter how down you were.

We've lost a true homie and even more depressing being her lost children and the sole survivor of the incident. In order for the family to continue moving forward while covering funeral costs; they've opened a GoFundMe which I'm highlighting to everyone here today.

If you make a donation to their GoFundMe;
I'll match it 2x as Store Credit for your account.

Simply send me your confirmation/receipt and I'll credit your account. This offer ends 6/26/26

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June 14, 2026

Hey everyone!

We've been teasing this one for a while and it's finally here. Introducing the Plane of Ascension; our brand new Rebirth 15+ exclusive plane packed with new features, new gear, and whole new ways to power up. Let's get into it!

Plane of Ascension

Once you've hit 15 Rebirths a door will appear at 4,9 Land of Rebirth. Behind it is a quest line standing between you and access to the plane. To complete it you'll need 5 Diamonds, 3 Orbs, and 1 Token. Don't have them? Their drop rates are temporarily knocked down to 1:10,000 each until you have the required amounts sitting in your inventory; once you do they return to normal. Complete the quest and the plane unlocks permanently with a teleport option added to your dropdown as well.

The Plane of Ascension is a 12x12 map running Arena Island level mob strength ramped up by 3x out the gate. It's not forgiving; come prepared. Tidal Fishing lakes are tucked in at 9,6 and 4,4 for the fishermen among you. Three unique Beasts roam the plane that exclusively drop Ascension Points with a 1:100 chance at Store Credit on every kill.

Ascension Points and the Slayer Master

The Slayer Master has been updated with natural timed mob kill quests. Complete them and you earn Ascension Points; the currency that drives everything in the Ascension Shop. Your Slayer streak matters here too; the longer you keep it going the more points you walk away with per quest. Pick up the Slayer Cape from the Item Mall if you really want to push that bonus to its limit!

The Ascension Shop

Located at 11,11 in the Plane of Ascension.

First up is a full set of Ascended gear. Every piece carries a single life and hits 25% harder than Primal gear of the same slot:

  • Ascended Blade (Weapon)
  • Bladed Shield of Ascension (Shield; and yes; this one acts as a weapon making it our first ever dual wield!)
  • Armor of the Ascended
  • Leggings of the Ascended
  • Gloves of the Ascended
  • Sleeves of the Ascended
  • Helmet of the Ascended
  • Boots of the Ascended

Beyond gear the shop offers a growing list of upgrades and consumables:

  • Increase Clue Scroll Storage
  • Clue Scroll Luck
  • Chance to find Clue Scrolls
  • Rebirth Crafting Material drop rate boost
  • Clue Scroll Bag (3 random clue scrolls; weighted toward lower tiers)
  • Temporary Reborn Boost (+5 per purchase; stackable; 24 hour runtime; each additional purchase resets the clock and scales the cost)
  • Auto Attacks (150)
  • Store Credit ($1)

The Clue Board

Located at 12,12 in the Plane of Ascension. Load up to 4 active Clue Scrolls at a time and let them run. Each scroll has a real time timer that varies by tier and pays out a wide variety of rewards on completion.

Clue Scrolls drop from mobs in the Plane of Ascension at rates that vary by tier. Being actively on a Slayer Quest attacking your assigned mob gives you a small bonus to your drop rates on top of that. Players start with a cap of 5 scrolls per tier with upgrades available through the Ascension Shop to push that higher.

You can also trade up your scrolls directly; hand in 5 scrolls for 1 scroll of the next tier up.

One thing worth noting on the Clue Board; you will eventually be able to spend 3 Ascension Points per minute to speed up an active scroll. We're leaving that disabled for the next few weeks intentionally to give everyone time to earn points and get settled before the temptation kicks in. It'll go live once we're happy everyone has had a fair runway!

New Item Mall Items 

A handful of new items are available to support your Ascension experience with many more to come (we didn't want to flood you with them out the gate!)

  • Golden Clue Scroll -- +5 Clue Scroll storage and +10% flat Clue Scroll drop chance with the combined cap raised from 50% to 60%
  • Bag of Scrolls -- +10 base Clue Scroll storage and upgradeable with Arena Tickets (250 x (level + 1)) with each level adding another +10 to your cap
  • Manipulated Hourglass -- Solve your Clue Scrolls 20% faster
  • Scroll of Secrecy -- Beasts you spawn in the Plane of Ascension have a 60% chance of being private
  • Scroll of Rebirth -- Increases your chance of hitting the Rebirth Crafting material reward table when a Clue Scroll completes
  • Slayer Cape -- Boosts Ascension Points earned from Slayer Quests; starts at 5% and steps up by 2% per streak level up to a cap of 75%; resets with your streak
  • Scroll of Value -- Cuts Clue Scroll upgrade cost from 5 scrolls to 3

To help everyone get started with these new items; we've launched a 10% off sale with boosted Stripe deposits ($1 spent receives $1.25 in return) until 6/21

Other Changes

  • Level ups are now calculated immediately after mob experience is granted regardless of your combat settings with auto reborns applying after; this resolves a long standing issue where 2 attacks could process against a single reborn calculation depending on settings

  • Players who enter Hard Mode organically (without skipping to it) now receive $20 Store Credit; Insane Mode receives $30; and Immoral Mode receives $50
    All players who would have received this Store Credit in the past have been automatically issued their appropriate amount

  • Rebirths are now capped at 100

  • The Tutorial now includes a staged beast along with a guide to use T to warp directly to it before advancing past the navigation step to help new players find their footing faster

  • Fishing with a Fish Freezer set to your quest fish should no longer grant double credit from both the quest completion and the freezer store

  • Arena Champion gear won from Slayer Quests in the Arena Island should now automatically issue to players (congrats to the 2 who have gotten them so far)
  • Rebirth Lake has had its gear drops past Legendary made roughly 3x rarer (the more rebirths you have, the less impact this has)
  • Arena Island should no longer reset your streak when your time expires; sorry about that everyone

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June 5, 2026

Hey everyone,

Just a bug fix: Extending Arena Island time while a Slayer Master quest is active will cancel your current quest. This is how it's been intended to be however I was unaware that the Arena Master was allowing you to extend time without a quest reset. This issue has been present since I stopped streaks being reset when you extended your Arena Time.

Streaks will continue to not be reset when extending Arena Island time however active quests reset now.

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June 1, 2026

Welcome to June everyone! I hope you've enjoyed the sale (and surprise bonus sale!) as well as the Monthly Beast kill event this past month! In May, y'all absolutely slaughtered the Paper Flowers with the top 3 winners of our event below (and our Raffle winner #scammed #jokes)

1st: Deathdemon (500 kills) - $100
2nd: ErisDyscordia (204 kills) - $50
3rd: UnholyRider (125 kills) - $25
Raffle Winner: Deathdemon - $25

We've got our Global Mission turned on for the introduction of our latest Monthly Beast, the crazy, the scary, the don't-fry-at-night; the Credit Slinging Slasher!!!!! He's come for the Store Credit in your wallet. Will you take his instead?!

It's now time to summon your Flowers with your Flower Summon Coins! Use /redeemcoins to spawn any coins you have and take down the flowers for awesome rewards! You have until the end of the month to spawn your flowers; any unused coins will be lost. All spawned beasts are private to you and can spawn in the Plane of Souls


In Development this month; we'll be adding some additional benefits for the new player progression path as well as awarding these changes to all players past the mode points. We aim for week 3-4 to be the release of the Rebirth 15 plane along with it's goodies. Stay tuned for more! If you have any ideas, bugs, or feedback; please share it in our Discord so it's not missed!


Just a quick reminder to our latest Item Mall update! All Stripe orders are now automatically processed/issue you Store Credit. If you have an order pending and pay via Stripe; it'll automatically apply any payment to that pending order and then fill your Store Credit with any remaining balance! 

Thank you everyone for testing this out yesterday. Our $1.5 for $1 bonus has ended.

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May 31, 2026

Happy Last Day of the Month Everyone!

To celebrate this final day as well as make life better for everyone around; I've got a special surprise for you!
Everything is 50% off for our Final Day!
Stripe Deposits/Payments are worth 1.5x their value ($10 turns into $15)

You heard that right! We've added automated Store Credit processing for Stripe payments that'll now auto-complete your pending orders and/or fund your Store Credit with the leftover amount! With this update, we've added the Stripe payment button to the Item Mall (first time in awhile!). This option is not available for Galaxy Players and they've further been disabled from submitting orders without 100% Store Credit to avoid confusion. This one-time opportunity (thanks for helping me test!) and sale will end tomorrow; thanks for supporting the game!
* Note: Sale Points are still manually issued. Orders and Credit are not.

Don't forget our top 3 killers of Paper Flowers will receive the following prizes come June 1st!

  • 1st Place: $100 Store Credit
  • 2nd Place: $50 Store Credit
  • 3rd Place: $25 Store Credit
  • Raffle Prize (a random beast killer of the month): $25 Store Credit

We'll continue taking it easy for this month to ensure we're only pushing crazy updates during the mid times of the year. That doesn't mean we don't have any updates being worked on though; Stay tuned for exciting changes like a new Rebirth 15+ Plane, new actual Equipment, and more!

You can now disable/enable movement using your Arrow Keys in your Preferences!

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