Announcements

May 7, 2025

As stated in our last announcement, any guilds with more than 3 members have had their bonuses disabled. Once your guild is below 3 members, you'll automatically have your bonuses returned to you and your members.

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- cakey


May 3, 2025

As planned between 2-4pm, I've updated the guild Presidents as per the announcement! Everyone who requested a guild namely got what they wanted and I hope it turns out to have been a great choice for everyone!

With this phase complete, I've updated every guild to a max member limit of 3 and locked out upgrading the member limits. I'm aiming for a release of the updated guilds next Saturday mid-afternoon. If your guild is above 3 members, please encourage folks to leave or kick them as we'll disable Guild Bonuses if you have more than 3 members starting on Wednesday. You'll automatically have your bonuses re-enabled once your member count reaches 3 or less. 

Below is the event history for record sake

Successfully resynced member counts for 45 guilds: Pink Ponies (from 10 to 8), DarkRiders (from 1 to 0), Assassins (from 2 to 1), ArkhamAsylum (from 2 to 0), FinalFantasy (from 1 to 0), Ces Anym (from 11 to 9), SNS (from 1 to 0), Immortal Souls (from 1 to 0), Battle Toads (from 2 to 1), A.D.D. (from 50 to 41), Eternal Lotus (from 3 to 2), Dark Asylum (from 50 to 29), Exile (from 3 to 1), Shire (from 1 to 0), Apex (from 2 to 0), GriM (from 10 to 5), Littlefoot(: (from 7 to 3), OTF (from 4 to 1), TheHustleGang (from 1 to 0), Helms Deep (from 25 to 23), Oppai! (from 2 to 1), [GLOBAL] (from 1 to 0), the monkeys (from 1 to 0), Baby Jesus Club (from 1 to 0), Shadow Riders (from 1 to 0), Scarlets (from 1 to 0), Newb (from 2 to 1), Undead horde (from 2 to 0), DeathEaters (from 1 to 0), Wof TnT (from 1 to 0), pie (from 1 to 0), The Worst (from 1 to 0), Heaven (from 1 to 0), Necromancers (from 10 to 9), Drowning Fish (from 1 to 0), Ancient Order (from 1 to 0), ninjaz (from 1 to 0), xXDarkMoonXx (from 1 to 0), Scarface (from 1 to 0), MapleStory2 (from 5 to 4), PhilipGuild (from 1 to 0), Werebeasts (from 4 to 1), Valhalla (from 14 to 13), Developers (from 3 to 2), Lovely Ones (from 2 to 0)

Zyak is now the president of Littlefoot(:  
Successfully set Kaez as president for guild: Helms Deep (Changed from PiCKeT).
Successfully set unholyrider as president for guild: Demons Of Death (Changed from Drakius). Player was moved from guild 'Necromancers' to 'Demons Of Death'.
Successfully set bob_storm as president for guild: crazy (Changed from helsminion). Player was moved from guild 'Helms Deep' to 'crazy'.
Successfully set Xyvex as president for guild: Black Hearts (Changed from Sevion).
Successfully set Motodragon as president for guild: Necromancers (Changed from BloodGood).
Successfully set Dylan49 as president for guild: Jedi Council (Changed from Yoda).
Successfully set ErisDyscordia as president for guild: A.D.D. (Changed from Famine).

Successfully deleted 43 empty guilds: The Unwanted, SoE, DarkRiders, Manson Family, FUJIMO, The Guild, PartyAtMyHouse, Team Uber, Fide Obscura, Chav, -{Pro Skill}-, ArkhamAsylum, FinalFantasy, UFOP, Paragon, SNS, [CoW], Immortal Souls, Rabid Dogs, Shire, King, Apex, Dark Wolves, TheHustleGang, The Almighty, [GLOBAL], the monkeys, Baby Jesus Club, Shadow Riders, Scarlets, Undead horde, DeathEaters, Wof TnT, pie, The Worst, Heaven, Drowning Fish, Ancient Order, ninjaz, xXDarkMoonXx, Scarface, PhilipGuild, Lovely Ones

Successfully removed 169 inactive members from all guilds (inactive for 14+ days)

This brings us down to 51 guilds whether ownership is active/inactive (not deleting empty guilds after the purge [yet])

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- cakey


May 2, 2025

Great news everyone! We've pushed out an updated preferences page which includes the ability for anyone who's purchased a chat color to set a new one (a color picker is included to make life extra easy)

Bad news everyone! Due to poor planning and dangerous potential consequences, we've temporarily disabled any bonuses from the Crafting Table in the Land of Rebirth regarding drops (bonuses / multipliers)

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- cakey


May 1, 2025

Happy May everyone! Sorry for the lack of updates though we've got a bunch of things being worked on right now. I've managed to get additional help with working on the game in a variety of ways which has really helped our future potential. We're currently working on finalizing the Guilds update which will greatly improve the multiplayer experience of the game while giving us all something new to work towards solo/together. I hope to have that out in the next couple weeks, but stay tuned!

Guild's will be given out to their (perhaps) new owners this Saturday. If you are not online, you will be moved automatically into the President seat of your new guild. If you have not requested an existing guild and want one, please fill out the form in the previous announcement.

Updates!
* Rebirth currencies are implemented in the game now! If you're in rebirth mode, you'll have a chance to find rebirth currency while fighting mobs anywhere! If you're fighting mobs in the Land of Rebirth, you'll have a 2x chance to find rebirth currencies. Beast Scrolls only drop from Rebirth beasts at a rare rate (1:2000 base).
* Crafting Table will now remember what tab you were last on and automatically return you there. This should make spam clicking a solid way to progress without a "Buy X"
* Immoral Leprechauns have fled the lands while Goldfingers have moved in on us! Tackle the new Goldfingers to receive Store Credit (60% chance to receive 1c,5c,10c,25c; prizes double and drop rates increase May 15th)
* Crafting Table has had all Blessed Coins costs increased from Billion to Trillion in base amounts
* Blessed Coin base drop amounts have been reduced (bonuses still increase drop amounts)
* New Announcements now trigger a "level up" message telling you to check out the announcements. This is cleared when you visit the announcements page. You can click [ignore] to dismiss the notice without visiting the announcements page (or if it doesn't properly update due to the new tab)

New Store Item!
As hinted for the past couple months and featured in multiple events so far - we've now confirmed the game code and server stability to offer anyone the ability to potentially greatly increase their auto attack gameplay. We've now added the Attack Speed Boost tiered item to the shop. This allows you to permanently increase your auto attack speed by 11% per tier. If you have the Icarus Wings, your benefits are even greater by taking you as low as 0.35/s per page load!

Our prices and attack estimates are below and assume a player owns the Icarus Wings already. Please note that you must pay per tier and cannot skip tiers w/o paying for them. Our Item Mall shows the pricing based on your currently owned tier.

$60 : 11% : 1.6 seconds per page : 1077.8 attacks/hour (+177.8 attacks)
$125 : 22% : 1.3 seconds per page : 1343.3 attacks/hour (+265.5 attacks)
$250 : 33% : 1.0 seconds per page : 1782.2 attacks/hour (+438.9 attacks)
$450 : 44% : 0.7 seconds per page : 2647.1 attacks/hour (+864.9 attacks)
$600 : 55% : 0.35 seconds per page : 5142.9 attacks/hour (+2495.8 attacks)

I understand the highest tiers are rather expensive though it's critical to note that these purchases apply permanent stress on our server on a near 24/7 basis. Our server resources and bandwidth costs both now and future are baked into the pricing. 

Event Winners!

Congratulations to our following event winners for taking down the most Immoral Leprechauns during the month of April! They have all received their increased auto attack speed until June 1st. We'll host another event in June for the next coming beast rotation.

UnholyRider (rank 1): Gets the 33% faster speed 
Dylan49 (rank 2): Gets the 22% faster speed 
Zyak (rank 3): Gets the 11% faster speed 

Rank    Player    Kills
1    UnholyRider<Necromancers>    1,597
2    Dylan49<Jedi Council>    1,312
3    Zyak<Littlefoot(:>    848

Thanks everyone for your participation! I look forward to further involving our Store Credit into the game to better unlock the overall experience for everyone as we continue to see growth in the 2025 era. I'm absolutely floored by everyones growth so far and I truly cannot wait to see how this year ends up playing out for us all! 

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- cakey


April 19, 2025

Hey everyone!

In the very near future, we will be releasing a large update to the way Guilds function in Immoral Attack. In this update, we'll be giving everyone an opportunity to claim a dead guild as their guild and receive that guilds refunded Guild Coin balance from the dead players. 

If you would like to receive ownership over a *dead* guild, please fill out this form.
https://forms.gle/KWM5yb7RpigFg7P38
A list of guilds can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LQ7p53muLv9kOxOWABGpovQLCoBfUcjf7wUzEPAMmEc/edit?usp=sharing
 
Please note that older players will be given first dibs on any guilds that receive more than 1 request. I would strongly encourage you to have backup choices, I will not chase you down to ask again.
 
It's very important to know that guilds will receive a strict 3 player limit to their member count. If you're going to pair up with a friend, now is the time to decide who has the better guild.
 
I will keep you all updates as I finalize the updates, guide, and player testing for the Guild update. 
 
Current List of Reservations:
Xyvex - Black Hearts
bob_storm - crazy
Kaez - Helms Deep
UnholyRider - Demons Of Death
Motodragon - Necromancers
Dylan49 - Jedi Council
ErisDyscordia  -  A.D.D.

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- cakey


April 17, 2025

Hey everyone! At this time we are updating the way drop luck is calculated to account for some potential huge growth while ensuring that new players aren't being shafted in their overall potential. Our updated drop rates have been in the game for a bit prior to this announcement and the updated drop rate expectations are below. 

For simple terms: 1e12 - 1 trillion; 1e15 - 1 quadrillion; 1e20 - 100 quintillion; 1e25 - 10 septillion

Luck Value Base Luck (Capped at 6000) Drop Chance Base % Boost Additional Drop Rate Final Drop Rate Original System Rate
1 200 2% 0% 0% 2% 0%
1,000,000 200 2% 0% 0% 2% 0%
1,000,000 200 2% 100% 1.9% 3.9% 0%
1,000,000 200 2% 500% 7.8% 9.8% 0%
75,000,000,000 893 8.93% 0% 0% 8.93% 0.01%
75,000,000,000 893 8.93% 100% 7.58% 16.51% 0.02%
1e12 (1 trillion) 1,800 18% 0% 0% 18% 0.13%
1e12 (1 trillion) 1,800 18% 200% 21.1% 39.1% 0.39%
1e15 3,300 33% 0% 0% 33% 50% (capped)
1e15 3,300 33% 100% 18.5% 51.5% 50% (capped)
1e20 5,800 58% 0% 0% 58% 50% (capped)
1e20 5,800 58% 100% 22.2% 80.2% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 0% 0% 60% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 50% 14.5% 74.5% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 100% 22.6% 82.6% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 200% 29.7% 89.7% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 500% 33.6% 93.6% 50% (capped)
1e25 6,000 (capped) 60% 1000% 34.5% 94.5% 50% (capped)
1e36 (peak) 6,000 (capped) 60% 5000% 35% 95% (capped) 50% (capped)

Original System vs New System:

  • Original System: No drop chance for players below 75B luck, hard cap at 50%, broke with boosts over 100%
  • New System: 2% drop chance for all players, smooth drop chance curve, 60% base cap, and we can have ridiculously high drop rate boost potential
  • The new system provides dramatically better odds for lower/mid-tier players (up to 1000x improvement)
  • High-tier players benefit from a higher maximum cap (95% vs 50%) and more room for progression
  • Santa's Sock players receiveup to a 30% boost to their drop rates whereas other percent boosts will come from Rebirth mode effects alongside any additional items. Fishing related drops are unaffected by these drop chances and operately separately including their Item Mall items.

Please note this affects a wide variety of drops (over 70 different kinds) within the game. As these are all based on a "did you hit the winning number on the dice roll" chance, everyone will always have the chance of hitting drops unlike before where there was a chance of having no dice to roll at all. This should improve a large number of peoples gameplay inside and outside rebirth mode (where the drop rate bonuses come from mainly). 

If there's any questions, please let me know however please consider this was thoroughly tested across over 300 'players' over the course of a couple hours with nothing but improvements. In some cases my testing showed less frequency in consistency however I believe that's relative to the RNG functionality rather than a per player situation.

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- cakey


April 15, 2025

Yet another first for Immoral Attack all before the day even ended! Starting now, anyone is able to "sample" our game by using the "Play as a Guest" button on the home page!

Guest accounts will still be put into the new Tutorial though also have an option to skip it. They currently have open access to the game though if a problem arises we'll add chat restrictions to guest accounts. 

Restrictions
Guest accounts cannot earn store credit, use the /welcomeback command, nor access the Item Mall.
Guest accounts cannot be saved, I have added no mechanism to allow this and do not intend to do so. If a guest wants to convert their account - it will be considered on a case by case basis.
Guest accounts cannot trade
Guest accounts cannot join guilds
Guest accounts cannot buy a Kingdom Charter
Guest accounts who have not played (attacked) in 3 hours will be automatically deleted from the game

I hope this helps encourage folks who've never given us a try to at least dip their toes in the water! Who knows, maybe we are the game for them!

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- cakey


April 15, 2025

Hey everyone! 

For the first time in probably ever, we have a complete Tutorial for new players joining the game now! Every new player who joins us will start on the Plane of Welcoming which is a teleport-disabled zone with limited mobs and some adjustments for new players. 

As players get started, they'll be casually introduced to some of the games features such as movement, combat, and currencies before we give them 20 Phials, 500 Shard Dust ,and their first quest. New players are allowed to purchase things from the various NPCs while within Plane of Welcoming.

Quests
- Reach Level 500
- Find the Siren map for Ulrik's Quest (spawn rates of Sirens increased with increased drop chances)
-- Reward: $15 Store Credit
- Reborn for the first time (120x level multiplier applied for the quest)

Once a player completes the quests, they'll be given a chance to learn about fishing before they're sent to the Plane of Creation to truly start their journey into the game.
Players who do not want to do the tutorial are welcome to skip it and still receive 500 starting Shard Dust (Phials/Store Credit will be forfeited)

With all that said, you don't need to be a new player to learn how to play! We've added the Tutorial Guide NPC to the game to help all players with their questions at any time. We'll continue to build upon everything but we wanted to be sure the Quests was properly detailed for you; hopefully it helps everyone navigate forward!

If any bugs or issues come up, please don't hesitate to let me know by using the game chat or reporting on Discord. I've added a Bug Reports channel to the game Discord to help consolidate things a bit.

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- cakey


April 14, 2025

As we land upon our halfway point of the month, our Immoral Leprechauns have stashed more store credit in their pockets! We've doubled the credit drops from Immoral Leprechauns as well as made the lowest drop more likely to be found (60% chance to get 0.02 instead of 48% with 40% chance to get nothing instead of 52%)

Best of luck to our Leprechaun Hunters! Don't forget we've got an ongoing event, our top 3 killers will receive faster auto attack speed all throughout May!

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- cakey


April 13, 2025

Hey everyone! 

This may not seem like much of an anonucement though I promised y'all I would be doing updates this weekend. Our first update dropping to the public is a backend update that the game has needed for almost as long as I've been around it.

We have finally upgraded from Legacy PHP 5.x era code to PHP 8.2 with a well driven ability to continue coding into the future. This means that I'll have much more capability (and desire lol) to work on the games code and we'll be more ready for the next 20 years! Since this means we'll no longer need to stragetically setup servers with legacy support.

I have a variety of other updates cooking as well as some Quality of Life items to drop ideally tonight or over the next day. If you run into any warnings or errors in the game please immediately report them to me or say something in the game chat. It's super important that we track down any missed items!

Before I close, I want to extend a huge thank you to Fire On Earth for assisting in player testing this huge update. I've spent months preparing and couldn't have caught everything on my own. Thank you!

Bug Fixes:
There's simply to many to list after going through all of the codebase. I am happy to annouce that Icarus Wings should be functioning properly on both sides of the attack flow now!

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