Vampire Type Monster Health Absorption

[Chatman]

Hey Alex,

I think this speaks for itself?

You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 8,588,912,219,423,025,767,177,519,104 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 916,734,414,301,314,052,975,455,371,264 damage (5,194,828,347,707,441,421,294,650,785,792 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 237,476,639,704,973,480,617,178,709,360,640 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 8,588,912,219,423,025,767,177,519,104 Health!
Round 2!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 906,624,868,940,161,591,551,843,106,816 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 1,129,856,281,562,869,304,935,481,081,856 damage (5,194,828,347,707,441,421,294,650,785,792 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 236,346,783,423,410,594,423,744,625,639,424 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 906,624,868,940,161,591,551,843,106,816 Health!
Round 3!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 2,017,782,692,922,455,677,577,371,582,464 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 890,752,540,479,159,256,222,097,473,536 damage (5,047,597,729,381,905,829,624,939,544,576 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 235,456,030,882,931,430,100,972,947,374,080 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 2,017,782,692,922,455,677,577,371,582,464 Health!
Round 4!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 2,889,836,775,821,039,011,202,074,673,152 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 1,214,383,289,988,685,389,290,220,290,048 damage (5,047,597,729,381,905,829,624,939,544,576 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 234,241,647,592,942,750,904,132,214,718,464 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 2,889,836,775,821,039,011,202,074,673,152 Health!
Round 5!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 4,085,521,608,229,148,759,369,877,291,008 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 334,651,272,442,013,084,005,169,102,848 damage (1,896,357,210,504,739,777,287,710,310,400 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 233,906,996,320,500,727,968,502,860,742,656 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 4,085,521,608,229,148,759,369,877,291,008 Health!
Round 6!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 4,401,474,423,090,586,483,727,605,432,320 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 334,277,065,406,360,309,140,549,533,696 damage (1,894,236,703,969,374,803,654,803,980,288 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 233,572,719,255,094,359,215,113,009,889,280 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 4,401,474,423,090,586,483,727,605,432,320 Health!
Round 7!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser for 18,698,457,580,575,469,598,603,739,136 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser is left with 4,717,053,030,916,371,151,745,737,293,824 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser attacks You for 86,083,853,991,097,377,951,326,404,608 damage (487,808,505,949,551,386,178,384,560,128 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 233,486,635,401,103,249,663,368,940,748,800 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Enchanted Dresser steals your life and now has 4,717,053,030,916,371,151,745,737,293,824 Health!

Or not?