Vampire Type Monster Health Absorption

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Round 1!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier for 20,572,533,894,178,806,906,237,222,912 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier is left with 23,527,775,305,819,720,318,317,494,272 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier attacks You for 762,369,324,355,365,810,411,168,333,824 damage (4,320,092,838,013,738,091,130,078,101,504 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 261,461,929,477,652,523,188,226,717,908,992 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier steals your life and now has 44,100,309,200,000,004,968,182,448,128 Health!
Round 2!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier for 20,572,533,894,178,806,906,237,222,912 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier is left with 23,527,775,305,821,198,061,945,225,216 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier attacks You for 626,381,518,278,930,952,027,744,763,904 damage (3,549,495,270,247,273,705,974,026,731,520 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with 260,835,547,959,373,603,495,198,041,571,328 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier steals your life and now has 44,100,309,200,000,004,968,182,448,128 Health!
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Round 49!
You attack the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier for 20,572,533,894,178,806,906,237,222,912 damage!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier is left with 23,527,775,305,821,198,061,945,225,216 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier attacks You for 7,262,911,286,965,779,730,070,457,286,656 damage (378,025,978,764,161,571,896,512,479,232 Damage Absorbed By Armor)!
You are left with -658,659,023,096,715,434,179,329,785,856 Health!
Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier steals your life and now has 44,100,309,200,000,004,968,182,448,128 Health!
You have been defeated by the Fool Elite Vampire Forgotten Trained Soldier!
You lose 0 experience for being defeated!